Tumblr (3.0; @siddman)http://darkerme.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1141lkad1qav4vmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://-dirtyfreeforall.tumblr.com/">-dirtyfreeforall</a>)</p>http://darkerme.com/post/439172604http://darkerme.com/post/439172604Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:03:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz13gpQfPD1qaox60o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://-dirtyfreeforall.tumblr.com/">-dirtyfreeforall</a>)</p>http://darkerme.com/post/439010977http://darkerme.com/post/439010977Wed, 10 Mar 2010 08:59:51 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0bzvwPXV1qa9y7oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://strolchi35.tumblr.com/post/437253437/via-upskirtsetc">strolchi35</a>:(via <a href="http://upskirtsetc.tumblr.com/">upskirtsetc</a>)</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438865321http://darkerme.com/post/438865321Wed, 10 Mar 2010 06:58:55 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0s1jeleF1qzppk4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahnudity.tumblr.com/post/437255567/via-zombieflu">fuckyeahnudity</a>:(via <a href="http://zombieflu.tumblr.com/">zombieflu</a>)</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438736644http://darkerme.com/post/438736644Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:58:51 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kx1aiuZP9j1qz5vgso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://hourglasses.tumblr.com/post/437307586/deltaso-mcsg-sym-rosarosa-uhya-hya">hourglasses</a>:<a href="http://deltaso.tumblr.com/post/360388528/mcsg-sym-rosarosa-uhya-hya-abe-street">deltaso</a>:<a href="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/gkojax/~3/bGX7LBe38U0/360244279">MCSG SYM - rosarosa:</a>uhya-hya:abe-street:houteng:cleavage:tumblabl…</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438611185http://darkerme.com/post/438611185Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:57:54 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyrb9g91VZ1qzcueeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://boobytrap.tumblr.com/">boobytrap</a>)</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438443539http://darkerme.com/post/438443539Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:57:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyghyeyav41qzcd36o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thenakey.tumblr.com/post/436007167/ragnar499-dreamshots-kri">thenakey</a>:<a href="http://ragnar499.tumblr.com/post/435987518/dreamshots-kri">ragnar499</a>:<a href="http://dreamshots.tumblr.com/post/413445791/kri">dreamshots</a>:Kri</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438309921http://darkerme.com/post/438309921Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:45:11 -0500<p><a href="http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/438197157/match-com-email-2">cartoonpenis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This woman is a doctor! I REALLY hope she answers my email back.  I think she will.</p> <p><i>Hi</i></p> <i> So you’re a doctor? That’s cool. I think we’d be a perfect match because I have a ton of very contagious diseases and I’d be happy to give you samples for lab work. Also, what lottery did you win to get a great family? I’d love to win a great family. I mean, I have one but if they all die I’d like to have some back ups. If you win can you choose their color? I’m not racist but I wouldn’t want a black family because it just wouldn’t feel natural. <br/><br/> xoxox <br/> Adam </i> </blockquote>http://darkerme.com/post/438204907http://darkerme.com/post/438204907Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:53:26 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kywpafLG0G1qapf0ho1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://jasonnywithnochance.tumblr.com/post/438196600">jasonnywithnochance</a>:<a href="http://kimmychau.tumblr.com/post/438100866/jessieheyy-youngseoul-ifruity-romnie">kimmychau</a>:<a href="http://jessieheyy.tumblr.com/post/438098160/youngseoul-ifruity-romnie-hahahaha">jessieheyy</a>:<a href="http://youngseoul.tumblr.com/post/438080979/ifruity-romnie-hahahaha-lmfao">youngseoul</a>:<a href="http://ifruity.tumblr.com/post/438077157/romnie-hahahaha-lmfao">ifruity</a>:<a href="http://romnie.tumblr.com/post/437930632/hahahaha">romnie</a>:</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438201927http://darkerme.com/post/438201927Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:51:53 -0500<p>(via <a href="http://spermdump.tumblr.com/">spermdump</a>)</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438190258http://darkerme.com/post/438190258Tue, 09 Mar 2010 22:44:22 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1plhKrJu1qz7ywso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Letter alerting to keep eye open for the real census mail seems like a waste of money to me.</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438117182http://darkerme.com/post/438117182Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:58:01 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyza3pwBVw1qzb1rlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://samuraifrog.tumblr.com/post/435128436/dariuswhiteplume-nigella-lawson-is-lesbian-poll">samuraifrog</a>:<a href="http://dariuswhiteplume.tumblr.com/post/435097775/nigella-lawson-is-lesbian-poll-favourite-showbiz">dariuswhiteplume</a>:<a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23763764-nigella-lawson-in-lesbian-poll-favourite.do">Nigella Lawson is lesbian poll favourite| Showbiz | This is London</a></p>http://darkerme.com/post/438075793http://darkerme.com/post/438075793Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:39:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyj2cgnTRf1qan898o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://etoystk.tumblr.com/post/434763392/pinto-tetris-shortcircuit">etoystk</a>:<a href="http://pinto.tumblr.com/post/434754163/tetris-shortcircuit-do-nothing">pinto</a>:<a href="http://tetris.tumblr.com/post/434696972/shortcircuit-do-nothing-takaakik">tetris</a>:<a href="http://shortcircuit.tumblr.com/post/432349641/do-nothing-takaakik-yae-tokyolife">shortcircuit</a>:<a href="http://do-nothing.tumblr.com/post/431313052">do-nothing</a>:<a href="http://takaakik.tumblr.com/post/416562596/yae-tokyolife-depressingly-awesome-hfgl">takaakik</a>:<a href="http://yae-tokyolife.tumblr.com/post/416521249">yae-tokyolife</a>:<a href="http://depressingly-awesome.tumblr.com/post/416466780/hfgl-anna-saminina">depressingly-awesome</a>:<a href="http://hfgl.tumblr.com/post/416460334/anna-saminina">hfgl</a>:Anna Saminina</p>http://darkerme.com/post/438031386http://darkerme.com/post/438031386Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:20:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyx8i5ImJp1qz7425o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blogoporno.com/post/434869350/for-redhead-week-heather-carolin-presented">blogoporno</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For <a href="http://blogoporno.com/post/422214965/hey-remember-when-i-used-to-do-theme-weeks">Redhead Week:</a></p> <p><a href="http://girls.twistys.com/galleries/weekly/30/photo/heathercarolin/02/?nats=thepornsurfer:revshare:twistys">Heather Carolin - Presented by Twistys.com!</a></p> </blockquote>http://darkerme.com/post/438018763http://darkerme.com/post/438018763Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:14:08 -0500<a href="http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articleglamourmatch.aspx?cp-documentid=23349991&page=0">Your Field Guide to Guys</a>: <p><b>Dr. Sidd thinks following applies to him</b>, for any woman who’s ever wished that men came with signs on their backs explaining how to date, mate and relate to them, the 17 types you might meet out there in the wild are <b><a href="http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articleglamourmatch.aspx?cp-documentid=23349991&page=0">here</a></b>.</p> <p><b><i>4. The Workaholic</i><br/>Plumage:</b> His wardrobe costs more than yours.</p> <p><b>Behavior:</b> He asserts his manhood through a maniacal desire to make money. Works a 90-hour week and probably uses his BlackBerry on the john.</p> <p><b>Mating Habits:</b> Courts you by buying you jewelry no sane woman would refuse.</p> <p><b>Field Notes:</b> It can be hard to tell whether there’s a real guy behind the money clip, so here’s a litmus test: If he sleeps on an Aerobed without complaint at your parents’ home, he’s legit. If, on the other hand, he wakes up cranky and checks into a hotel, he’s not The One.</p> <p><b><i>7. The Man You Thought Was Gay</i><br/>Behavior:</b> This thoughtful and caring guy is always there to listen and is game for a quick detour into Bloomingdale’s. You assume he’s into men — all the good ones are.</p> <p><b>Mating Habits:</b> He’s the most nonthreatening male you’ve ever encountered, but just as you’re starting to open up to him, something’s off. Wait, is his hand on your thigh?</p> <p><b>Field Notes:</b> TMYTWG has no idea you think he’s gay. So keep an open mind — he could be the greatest boyfriend of all time. Still worried? Here’s a tip: Ask about his dating history. Ambiguous, pronoun-free statements like “there once was this person I dated” are not good.</p> <p><b><i>11. The Undercover Hottie</i><br/>Plumage:</b> He’s like Mr. Invisible: You wouldn’t glance twice at him in the supermarket, couldn’t pick him out of a police lineup, might not even notice him if he worked in the next cubicle …</p> <p><b>Mating Habits:</b> … and yet, despite appearances, the UH routinely attracts women way out of his league, leading to the intriguing conclusion that there must be <i>something</i> great about this guy.</p> <p><b>Field Notes:</b> He’s a highly prized species, so if you spot him, pounce! (Many women report meeting the UH on a blind date.) He may not be tall, he may not have all of his hair, but this cool, funny guy will check off every other box on your list, in bed and out.</p> <p><b><i>13. Mr. Right<br/></i>Plumage:</b> He has no set look, dress, body type or style. Mr. Right can take on the form of any man, so attempt to stay at least a little open-minded.</p> <p><b>Behavior:</b> Startling truth: For all of Mr. Right’s life, he may have been in one of the previous categories. To everyone else in the world, he may still be.</p> <p><b>Mating Habits:</b> He has no act, no game. He calls when he says he will, focuses on your needs in bed and is basically the coolest, nicest person you’ve ever met.</p> <p><b>Field Notes:</b> The most elusive of men, Mr. Right is difficult to locate but well worth the effort. Many women settle before finding him, so go out with your friends, be yourself and he <i>will</i> appear. Mazel tov.</p>http://darkerme.com/post/437767210http://darkerme.com/post/437767210Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:12:00 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1hipFwMl1qz7ywso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>@ Wallstreet Borders</p>http://darkerme.com/post/437751014http://darkerme.com/post/437751014Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:04:03 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz11b4GjuC1qa0j0so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pigtailsandcombatboots.tumblr.com/post/437183232/this-is-why-i-always-wear-black-ha-pwned-by">pigtailsandcombatboots</a>:<a href="http://sideshowsito.deviantart.com/art/PWNED-112711847">PWNED by *sideshowsito</a></p>http://darkerme.com/post/437659457http://darkerme.com/post/437659457Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:15:12 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyyv9zsC9Y1qzp9xxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://g-g-g-g.tumblr.com/post/434909925/86">g-g-g-g</a>:<a href="http://cmexota.ru/index.php?newsid=4632&news_page=2">Воспоминания о теплых деньках (86 фото) — Девушки, картинки скачать бесплатно на сайте CMEXOTA.Ru</a></p>http://darkerme.com/post/437639277http://darkerme.com/post/437639277Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:04:02 -0500<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz159k1KjI1qauxmto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://pheeduane.tumblr.com/">pheeduane</a>)</p>http://darkerme.com/post/437422790http://darkerme.com/post/437422790Tue, 09 Mar 2010 16:02:26 -0500<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz15o8pBoU1qan1eeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://iluvskinnybitches.tumblr.com/post/437310304/doutzen-kroes">iluvskinnybitches</a>:doutzen kroes</p>http://darkerme.com/post/437367258http://darkerme.com/post/437367258Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:26 -0500