New Year’s Meme
In 2008, I gained: few pounds weight, a new computer.
I lost: a married friend to parenthood, she gave birth today.
I stopped: watching few TV shows.
I started: on happy pill.
I was hugely satisfied by: nothing.
And frustrated by: everything.
I am so embarrassed that I: am not disgustingly rich yet.
Once again, I: am disappointed by many things.
Once again, I did not: do many things I have piled up to do.
The biggest physical difference between me last December and this December is: some pants don’t fit comfortably.
The biggest psychological difference between me last December and this December is: I am more content thanks to happy pill.
I loved spending time: playing video games.
Why did I spend even two minutes: jerking off.
I should have spent more time: to get into the porn story, build it up.
I regret buying: nothing! I have no regrets!
I will never regret buying anything even though with that money I could have bought food for those starving people in Africa, screw everyone!
I watcn TV way too much.
I didn’t spend time with friends enough.
Wireless router issue drove me crazy.
The most relaxing place I went was bathroom.
Why did I go to bathroom? To take a shit of course!
The best thing I did for someone else was fix their computer problems.
The best thing I did for myself was buy a new computer.
The best thing someone did for me was pay me money.
The one thing I’d like to do again, but do it better, is try not to get born.
