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Groucho Marx Quotes

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1. I don’t care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members

2. Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

3. I intend to live forever, or die trying

4. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception

5. In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom

6. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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