Girl on phone: Did he actually try to kill you, or is this like the time at the supermarket when you thought the cashier was coming onto you because he touched your hand giving you change?
—Time Square
HR person: I don’t want to whack her until I have to. But I probably will.
—Broadway
Little boy to mom: Mommy, what does it feel like to die?
—7th & Carroll, Park Slope
Well-dressed man on cell: I know, we need to make sure that none of them live.
—8th St & Broadway
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