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You want freedom?

OK. Here you go. Be free.

Can you be a responsible adult?

Doesn’t look like it. You are being a little kid, breaking shit and crying when things don’t work.

You want things to work?

OK. I take away your freedom. I give you certain rules/parameters to follow. You follow those, can’t make any changes, everything works.

There is no middle ground.

You can try, you can’t win!

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99-YEAR-OLD ACADEMY MEMBER DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE ARTIST

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If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the U.S.

  • Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
  • Government: Then don't get one.
  • Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
  • Government: You don't have to use it.
  • Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
  • Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
  • Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
  • Government: Take them to church.
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Westchester Building Superintendent Ousted for Allegedly Sodomizing Tenant’s Dog -- Daily Intel

A 41-year-old building superintendent at Rye Colony in Rye, New York, has been accused of repeatedly breaking into a tenant’s apartment and molesting their dog. Arrested earlier this month on burglary and sexual misconduct charges, Kujtim Nicaj was forced to leave the complex on Monday. A resident who was suspicious that someone was breaking into their unit set up a nanny cam to catch the crook but, allegedly, discovered that the only thing the intruder was taking was the poor dog’s innocence.

Twitter Founder Wants to Put Tablets in Your Taxi -- Daily Intel

We can remember a time when all you did during a cab ride was watch the city zoom by outside your window and quietly contemplate your mortality. Now, a few years after the introduction of Taxi TV, Jack Dorsey of Twitter fame wants to embed tablets and his Square mobile-payment technology into the backseat divider, allowing you to swipe your credit card at any time during the trip, as well as occupy yourself with games and a million other things. We guess it’s inevitable — that’s the world we live in now. People don’t make time to just sit anymore.