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“Moostash” 5x7 acrylic on wood for a little online solo show I’m calling ‘I’m Not Hungry’ at Swoon Gallery. Email hello@swoongallery.com for information
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“Loneliness is opening that email with the subject line ‘Hey Cutie’, even though you’re pretty sure you don’t know ShavedCoed@spamporn.biz.”
— @MichaelHartney
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Any company that ensures I never forget your birthday should be worth at least $100 billion.
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Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information.
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I hope my Facebook stock earns me enough money to make up for the job I lose for constantly being on Facebook.
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I’ll buy you a share of Facebook for every status update you don’t post.
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