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Tuesday, October 27th, 2009
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5:30 p.m.: Sit next to the most attractive guy I can find on the train. No wedding ring? Check. He whips out a comic book and starts reading. Ugh, FAIL.
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9:35 p.m.: Hop on a train to go back home to Connecticut: where fun goes to die.
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Lately I feel like somebody made a big mess and I’ve got my mop and I’m mopping the floor and the folks who made the mess are there (saying) ‘you’re not mopping fast enough. You’re not mopping the right way. It’s a socialist mop.
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People suck, we all know it, we still choose to live & deal with them.
thoseareturkeys:15 year-old gang raped outside of dance while bystanders did nothing except tell more people to come watch and even participate.
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The next great psycho horror slasher has given a documentary crew exclusive access to his life as he plans his reign of terror over the sleepy town of Glen Echo, all the while deconstructing the conventions and archetypes of the horror genre for them.
This movie is similar to “Man bites dog”; a serial killer takes a film crew around town and shows them how to be a proper murderer. What makes this movie good is that the killer explains some of the horror movie clichés and gives step by step instructions on how be a real killer.
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Fire officials say a man living inside an apartment was bleeding propane from a tank. It’s believed the propane gas leaked into the building, where it was ignited.
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or girl/her AND don’t come crying back to me, bitch!
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THE UNIVERSALITY OF GRIEF This extraordinary and heartbreaking photo taken at the Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Centre in eastern Cameroon shows a family of grief-stricken chimpanzees mourning the death of a fellow ape named Dorothy. (Photo: Monica Szczupider / Solent via the Telegraph)
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Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML
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- You get to shove it in things
- You can slap people with it
- You can aim your piss
- You don’t bleed out of it once a month
- You can poke things/people with it
- No matter what gender you’re fucking, you’ve got something to stick it in
- You don’t have to set down to piss
- You can give a valid answer to ‘how’s it hangin?’
- Blowjobs
- Suck my dick can be a serious retort
Dr. Sidd considers #1, 2, 5, 10 risky behaviors and #6 too unless it is wrapped up in latex.
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You must be really wasted or really gay or really dumb to not see what they want you to see.
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