January 2010
It’s not the strongest that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most...
– Darwin (via mastercontrol) (via trixietreats)
Some students end up at second-tier schools because they’re exactly like...
– The Disadvantages of an Elite Education: an article by William Deresiewicz about how universities should exist to make minds, not careers | The American Scholar (via luap)(via miaumiau)(via constellation)(via starsmending)(via macaroononastick)(via arseniccupcakes)
December 2009
The New Women! I could barely recognize them as being of the same sex as myself,...
– Fay Weldon (via desirenoir)
Don’t unlock doors you’re not prepared to go through.
– X-files (via quote-book)
Frank The Entertainer In A Basement Affair →
Frank The Entertainer Watch the season premiere of “Frank The Entertainer In A Basement Affair” on Sunday, January 3 at 8PM ET/PT on VH1.
He’s a 31-year old man. His mom still washes his clothes and cooks his meals. His dad still gives him money to go to the movies. Mom has been disgusted with every girlfriend he has ever brought home. Dad yells at him for sleeping until 3PM...
That is unattainable by anyone accessible to me.
Oliver Sykes Shatters Masturbation World Record! →
Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Oliver Sykes remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest. It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Oliver Sykes is not your average...