September 2008
“I work my ass off. I don’t take vacations. I fucking work for a living… you have...”
– Marc Jacobs: The Observer Profile (via somethingchanged)
i fuckin could not agree more.
(via magoshasblog)
Living in New York means living in denial of a few things: We choose to believe that no one has recently urinated on our subway seat, that our apartment is actually a pretty decent size, and that rats confine themselves to Dumpsters and subway tracks. If something happens to disrupt this vision, we find a way to distract ourselves or ignore it. (“It’s probably soda!”...
August 2008
Watch“Gotcha”
The difference between a bitch and a babe is that a bitch will sleep with everyone but you. Babes are compliant, and their strategy for living in Guyland is to go along with it and, at best, try to subvert it a little bit. Bitches, on the other hand, try and remain distant, but they may risk losing their social lives.
- Source
But some of the emotions circulating among guys make it difficult to form and sustain healthy relationships. When you are encouraged to see women as “bitches” and “ho’s,” you see them as “less than” you see yourself, you may hold them in contempt. And when you are angry and resentful that women’s changed roles in society make your life feel...
“On Valentine’s Day a couple of years ago, I went on my third date with a guy I hadn’t slept with yet,” says Marie, a 35-year-old writer from Long Island, New York. “After dinner, we went to his apartment and he asked, ‘Want to know what your gift is?’ Then he dropped his pants, and said, ‘This! You get to have sex with me!’ The scary thing...
“Julie was running around the room like a CRAZY Croatian lady running out of cows...”
– Mark “Mayor of Whoville” Antonio of Project Runway Australia giving us the “WTF?” Quote of the Day (via forwhenifeellikesharing)
“I picked up $10 that fell out of a stripper’s thong last night when no one was...”
– Colin, best straight asian ever. (via doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyou)
“A Pakistani lawmaker defended a decision by southwestern tribesmen to bury five...”
– Pakistani lawmaker defends honor killings - Pakistan - msnbc.com
(via jgh)
(via forwhenifeellikesharing)
2 new Time Warner NYC HD Channels Update
195 USA HD 196 CNBC HD+
update: for some wacky ass reason they disappeared! :-[
Movies I saw today
Found Fearnet on demand on TimeWarner NY Channel 1007. Saw following movies in one shot…
Beyond Re-Animator (pretty good)
Crazy Eights (somewhat scary)
Tamara (pretty freaking good)
Boy Eats Girl (not too bad, a bit gory and funny)
Was micro blogging as I was watching. Looks like ping.FM didn’t post anything. :-[
“But if we broke up the relationship of these two great fictional lovers,...”
– Grant Morrison talking about why he decided not to do what Marvel did to Spider-man (via forwhenifeellikesharing)
One More Day broke my heart.
(via winnr)
Me no Superman fan. I do watch Smallville though.
If you're stuck on a plane with an annoying guy...
michaelikesit:
via krza:
mydigitalcerebration:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Start it up.
4. Make sure the fellow traveller who is annoying you can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying.
6. Then click here.
Bought Columbia Men’s Beartooth, Flax/Desert, 8.5 M, 15% off. http://www.shoes.com/Shopping/ProductDetails.aspx?p=EC1062842&pg=5042507
“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you videotape yourself so you...”
– Lewis Black (via merlin) (via hubs)
no he encontrado una mejor definicion hasta ahora
(via noppppp)
(via babypanda)
“The meaning of life is that it stops.”
– Kafka (via yesyes) (via sereneskunk) (via fotomat) (via babypanda)
This city WORKS.
jdel:
So after a long night at the office (read: drinking and doing other unmentionables until Barack’s speech, at which point I became emotionally mum and started to well up a bit), I decided to cab it back to my apartment in the East Village. Upon arrival, I saw 5 “punkish” looking folk setting up residence on my steps. This was unsettling to me, as I am far to big of a pussy to tell these...
“Any idiot can face a crisis. It’s the day to day living that wears you out.”
– Anton Chekhov (via affremblequotes)
“Instead of a bicycle built for two, what about no kinds of bicycles at all for...”
– Jack Handey [FYI, I have bike phobia, get jumpy when they are nearby]
David Duchovny in rehab for sex addiction →
Life imitates art!
“I can only see you naked
cuz that’s all you’re good for”
– Faith In Fast Cars (via chimp-shitbitch-kittenscrazy)
How does it feel to die? →
rore:
New Scientist, via Warren Ellis
I made a funny.
Q: What is Obama's favorite food?
A: Barack-oli
Got haircut. It was super short. Not Prison Break short. Mommy no like when I do that. She says I look like sick puppy with that cut.