August 2008
Signs She's Not Faking It →
whateverlolawants:
Retraction of the clitoral head. This occurs just before orgasm and provides you with a clitoris-sized hint. When the clit disappears, you’re on the right track, so don’t stop.
Increased breathing and heart rate. Listen to the sound of her breathing in your ear: When it starts to get heavier, you’ll know you’re onto something. The change will occur reasonably swiftly when...
I got 2 calls and 1 email today. Someone wants me. Wasn’t sure today. Will get more details tomorrow. Don’t get excited. Not romantic.
Bus passenger beheaded seat mate →
As horrified travelers watched, a Greyhound Canada bus passenger repeatedly stabbed and then decapitated a young man who was sitting and sleeping beside him, a witness said Thursday.
“And when we all got up, we saw that the guy was cutting off the guy’s head. … When he saw us, he came back to the front of the bus, told the driver to shut the door.
July 2008
“Blogging is like masturbating into a mirror while you videotape yourself so you...”
– Lewis Black, pretty much hitting the nail right on the head.
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“Douglas Haddow writes, “the hipster represents the end of Western civilization—a...”
– Jeremiah’s Vanishing New York (via lezbehonest) (via larachelak)
21 Economic Models explained with Cows - 2008... →
michaelikesit:
michelle658:
carocat:
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.
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Not a new post, but funny nonetheless.
“Have you heard my theory on whining? It’s like a rocking chair. It gives you...”
– One of the Wizard’s deckhands on Deadliest Catch. A very wise man. (via taylorlong)
gregcbrown:
fatmanatee:
bmroberts:
Med, Law, and Grad students who study in public places (i.e., Starbucks, Cosi, Panera, etc.) should not get upset when customers of these establishments talk on their cell phones or laugh with friends. While their conduct may be annoying, it’s a fucking eatery, dude! They’ve invented places for studying called libraries!
When I was in graduate school, if...
“Do people with a beastiality fetish masturbate to those nature shows where the...”
– Dr. Sidd says probably not often since humans are not involved in the act.
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“I believe the saddest thing in life, is caring so much for someone and then one...”
– Unknown. (via justlia)
Who the hell is using Novell GroupWise these days? Probably Linux and Unix and Mac folks. Will look into that.
How Not to Be a Douchebag Tourist in NYC →
mareen:
Haha.
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“All procrastinators put off things they have to do. Structured procrastination...”
– John Perry, structuredprocrastination.com
via everythingontheinternetistrue via saramcpherson {procrastinatrix}
Excellent article; it’s funny because it’s true…
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Looking for a Job? Try Craigslist →
Is there anything worse than writing a cover...
I agree. Bullcrap!
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“There’s a thing in biology we call synchrony. Basically, one girl affects...”
– Dr. Louann Brizendine, author of The Female Brain, explaining how the dopamine released in screaming teenage girls’ brains upon seeing their pop idols is like “injecting heroin.” (via whateverlolawants)
AgencyTool Web Design Dashboard →
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Killing in the name of Islam →
mandalay:
atheistramblings:
According to a recent survey almost one third of British Muslim university students think killing in the name of Islam is OK.
A peaceful religion indeed.
