June 2008
Women prefer men with stubble for love, sex and... →
Lazy me stopped shaving from every other day to ONLY Sundays. :]
theblackcat:
danhacker:
Coincidentally that’s how I roll.
i’ve always had a thing for a dude with a beard.
“If you’re the kind of woman who thinks your partner’s watching porn because...”
– What’s So Wrong About Porn? (via vanz) (via poortaste)
meme: privilege
curate:
Bold the things that apply.
If your father went to college; If your father finished college; If your mother went to college; If your mother finished college; If you have any relative who is an attorney, physician, or professor; If you were the same or higher class than your high school teachers; If you had a computer at home; If you had your own computer at home; If you had more than 50...
“I’m afraid of losing my obscurity. Genuineness only thrives in the dark. Like...”
– Aldous Huxley (via luminol) (via antoinetta)
Why Ninja Turtles Don’t Date, and Other Mysteries... →
bg5000:
nostrich:
As the title says: lots of lesser-known trivia about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
“Efficiency is intelligent laziness”
– jessta (via dawnowar)
“The world is beautiful, but has a disease called man.”
– Friedrich Nietzsche
(via jeralyndwile)
MaxDelivery →
Kinda like good old Kozmo.com and Urbanfetch.com, ONLY smaller scale imo.
mollycaitlin:
I’m probably the only person in New York who doesn’t know about this. I feel like death for some reason and I’ve just had Max do all my grocery shopping for me, plus bring me a DVD. And red velvet cupcakes from Sugar Sweet Sunshine.
“The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via jennyjennjen) (via lifeasart)
“You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in...”
– Winston churchill (via thresca) (via alicia) (via michaelikesit)
“The average erect penis ranges in length from 5.5 to 6.2 inches. To make your...”
– Man-anatomy, Women’s Health
(via whateverlolawants)
“sad confession of a middle-aged man - i’ve been attempting to buy a custom...”
– Trevor Brown
Awww, poor Trevor ):
(via antoinetta)
WatchThe Douchiest Phone Message In History
“In my work, I examine the America we live in and I’ve always tried to show...”
– Marilyn Manson (via affremblequotes)
“All you need is a Metrocard, drug habit and an STD, and you too can be a New...”
– JorgeLuisGorgeous
“Any idiot can face a crisis — it’s this day-to-day living that wears you out”
– Anton Chekhov (via the Message Board at The Original Pancake House) (via imlendc) (via jeralyndwile)
“25 percent of women always climax during sex with a partner. The rest of us...”
– Anatomy of an Orgasm, Women’s Health
This article is worth the read and basically says that even if orgasms are pointless in terms of sustaining the species, they still feel pretty damn good, and here is how they work… It’s totally fascinating.
(via whateverlolawants)
I HATE EVERYONE!
EVERYONE IN THIS SORRY EXCUSE U CALL LIFE! I don’t need this crap now! YET I have to deal with this shit!
Seven ways to make your business card stand out. →
frangry:
Or you can just go the gay Charles Forman route.
“My penis loves you.”
– Every girl’s dream compliment. (via frangry)
“Robert Bloch, who wrote Psycho and who wrote some of the most grisly stories...”
– Harlan Ellison in the AV Club, is full of gems (via mollylambert) (via chainchewinggum)