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Things I Didn't Expect to Have Happen to Me Today:
vinh: Exit the Green Room bathroom and stumble upon a girl with a milk pump attached to her chest like a squid tentacle. - Check
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“… the only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.”
– Chuck Palahniuk. (via lickystickypicky) (via kari-shma) (via nifs1) (via shany)
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WatchWatch
listener: Holy crap this is hilarious. And that’s actually Michael Rosenbaum, too. I thought it would just be some dude who looked like him, but no, it really is. I need to get on these guys’ RSS feed.
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“Earlier this year, I made out with a friend of mine I’d had a crush on for two...”
– The Sluttiest Girl In The Room | The Frisky (via listener)
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Hulu's Counting Down to 2009 →
yourdp: livejamie: Hulu will be live-streaming the event straight from New York City Thankful I’m not in the cluster but will enjoy watching everyone else.
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Let us begin the Great Tumblr AIM Screenname...
siddmanx partymachine: fcukthequeen: michaelmcgee: thelosspeaks: cloudymess: oBrightestStarx TheLosStrikesBak (though that might change soons) michaelmcgee1 fcukthequeen slightlyl0st
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“no, venti is 20. large is large. in fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish...”
– danny donahue (paul rudd); role models (via rebelrouser)
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New Year's Meme
In 2008, I gained: few pounds weight, a new computer. I lost: a married friend to parenthood, she gave birth today. I stopped: watching few TV shows. I started: on happy pill. I was hugely satisfied by: nothing. And frustrated by: everything. I am so embarrassed that I: am not disgustingly rich yet. Once again, I: am disappointed by many things. Once again, I did not: do many things I have piled...
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“I often hear it said that the truth shall make men free. But I notice that...”
– Lewis Lapham, Lapham’s Quarterly, Fall 2008 (via suddenly) (via browneyes)
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The other night, I somehow managed to bring a girl home from the bar. We were hanging out in my room and I told her I would put on some sweet music to listen to. She watched me as I opened up iTunes and saw one of my playlists entitled “9th Grade Make-Out Jamz”. She said, “Awww, are those the songs you made out to in 9th grade?” I said, “No, those are the songs I make out to with 9th graders...
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