November 2008
Watchwhatson:
phazerblast:
100 Times? I think i’ve watched this at least that many.
Sarah Palin Erotica is now live! →
(via rkb)
“He wanted a woman who would feel about him the way he felt about her —- as if...”
– Jodi Picoult (via apologies) (via sleepanddream) (via lovebot) Cold hard truth!
October 2008
“I want to start on Krypton, a thousand years ago, and end with Superman alone on...”
– Mark Millar Talks Superman
“If nice guys only wanted dessert, they wouldn’t be considered nice guys… SNAP!”
– The most perverted nice guy I know. (via whatcriscilikes)
Sad Office Worker
oooohindiekid:
sharingtime:
Halloween’s a great day because when someone catches me crying at my desk today I just say it’s part of my costume called Sad Office Worker.
Most emo thing to say ever.
“I do my thing and you do your thing. I am not in this world to live up to your...”
– Frederick Perts (via sunlit-skies) (via skysignal) (via lovebot)
“To destroy is always the first step in any creation.”
– e. e. cummings (via lostandfound) (via whatson)
“The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than...”
– H. L. Mencken (via affremblequotes) (via whatson)
Good Porning, New York →
Seriously folks, from approximately Lorimer St. to 3rd Avenue, this woman was playing some serious, butt-humping porn and yelling at her iPod, giving some twisted commentary that could be heard from both sides of the train. “Oh, here we go, here we go, THERE YOU GO, GET IT, GET IT, OHhhhhhh Damn, let’s get a close-up, zoom in, wake up New York check this shit out, close-up New York...
8 ways to access Gmail when it's down →
bg5000:
Always useful information.
10 Shocking Things Learned From The Guys On IM →
Unruly butterfly wings
And then there were the unsolicited anatomical editorials that I’d received over the years, ranging from the respectfully observant, “You’re very floral,” to the horrifying, “Damn, girl. You got a fat p***y!,” to the complimentary, “Actually, I like it full and lippy … That’s my thing.” - Source
WatchTaylor Swift is lactating from the mouth!