February 2008
Unfuckable Five
Unfuckable Five — dealbreaker terms that people use in online personals. Here’s the complete list, both male and female editions. If you kids have any of these on your profiles, do a purge right now: Unfuckable Five: Girls 1. “Sassy” 2. “High-maintenance” — “Hi, I’m a bitch masquerading as a cutesy stereotype!” 3. “Fun-loving” — As...
Cable Break Causes Wide Internet Outage →
Two cables that carry Internet traffic deep under the Mediterranean Sea snapped, disrupting service Thursday across a swath of Asia and the Middle East.
January 2008
MacComplainer.com →
is a dedicated blog on all things Apple and Mac. We love to hear about your MacBook, iPod and iPhone complaints. Have Apple TV complaints? We’d love to hear it too.
WSJ's Web Site Adds Facebook Function →
-sigh-
gmayfair:So one day this Asian guy is walking through a door, going the opposite way to me, and he holds it for me. So I open my mouth and I’m not sure if I’m trying to say “Cheers” or if I am trying to say “Thanks”. But it comes out “Chinks”. - Sigh - - TragicallyUnhip — travors
“I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.”
– Joe E. Lewis (via jennw)
Bulk up like Wolverine →
“When people you think of as jerks and losers suddenly get famous, and then...”
– Dawn (incredulous that anyone would want to read Slash’s autobiography or date Brett Michaels) (via whami)
What does your cell phone say about you? →
But, there is a reason people who have the devices call them CrackBerries. “They are still the best solution for staying constantly connected to corporate e-mail systems,” said Avi Greengart, New Jersey-based research director of mobile devices for Current Analysis. “BlackBerry users tend to quickly become addicts, and a range of named afflictions have followed, from ‘BlackBerry thumb’ (a...
Confessions of a Wii-seller →
Northwest father of two made a pretty penny selling consoles on eBay.
CF: Why do some girls pretend to like other chicks when you know beyond the shadow of a doubt that they're into dudes? what's with that????
Me: They are all into chix. It is built in. They are with dudes because we are ez to manipulate than chix, usually.
“Silly is you in a natural state, and serious is something you have to do until...”
– Mike Myers
Hitting It Off, Thanks to Algorithms of Love →
As online matchmakers compete for customers using algorithms in the search for love, the battle has intrigued academic researchers who study the mating game.
“Selfish - someone more interested in himself than in me.”
– Ambrose Bierce (via lab111)
New Workout Lets Women Get Their Groove On,... →
It’s like being out at a nightclub, minus the lines, bouncers, and cheesy pick up lines. Here, you can even skip the high heels and wear your sneakers. That’s the idea behind Dance Dance Party Party – half workout, half, well, dance party.
“You will get shit and you will like it!”
– Chimago
Ice cream's secret ingredient? Antifreeze →
The non-toxic antifreeze, made from a gelatin protein, could be added to any frozen food to prevent unappetizing ice crystals from forming, without otherwise affecting the food itself.
Motorola may exit its handset business: analyst →
Theory
My theory today is, she intentionally fucked it up or didn’t give a damn to put full effort because she didn’t care or was pissed because she didn’t get what she wanted.
Hate!
I’m in soooo hating mood today! Stay away!
“Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s...”
– Jack Handey
“The only way you can control people is to lie to them.”
– L. Ron Hubbard
What Makes a Man Marry? →
6 Sneaky Ways to a Better-Looking Partner →
Why Men Don't Talk →
Women are growing bigger busts →
Why women like ugly men →
Woman Decides Sex and Marriage Don't Go Together →
10 Things You Should Never Say to a Guy →
10 Things You Should Never Say to a Woman →
5 Women She Hates →
Manage all the women in your life.
6 People You Should Never Hire →
Unless of course, you want to ruin your life.
60 Things Worth Shortening Your Life For →
The following risky activities, decadent foods, and otherwise foolhardy indulgences are detrimental to your health.
Words Of Wisdom
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the hell happened?”
22. Just remember — if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates. It’s more like a jar of jalapeno
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“I just want to tell you that you are an amazing guy. I know life can suck, but...”
– My artist friend Ashley.
“I should be back after lunch to dominate your women. Tell them to dress sexy....”
– The Superficial
“Aim at the sun and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than...”
– F. Hawes