January 2008
Last 2007 Post!
I will be posting here exclusively starting 2008! My old blog will stay up. HAPPY NEW YEAR! BITCHES!
Your 5-minute guide to love and money →
It’s hard enough managing money alone. Throw in another person and financial sparks will fly — but these 24 tips can help.
“The best dating advice I ever heard!” →
December 2007
Don't Lie, But Don't Be Afraid to Spin →
Some résumé gaps can be plugged, others should best be avoided
7 Habits of Highly Innovative People →
Dating advice for shy guys →
7 new ways to be a gentleman →
6 tales of financial revenge →
Great Pay, No Degree Required →
America’s Fastest-Growing Salaries →
America’s Cushiest Jobs →
Let’s cut to the chase: People like money – a lot of it. Logistically, people have to work to make money. But unfortunately, people (generally) don’t like working. It’s quite the predicament – but it doesn’t have to be.
Married man: ‘I slept with 13 women this week’ →
I can’t get enough of women. I have to look at every woman who walks by. I watch porn, I flirt, I keep in touch with past girlfriends, I make new ones, I browse for women online. I get up to 30 e-mails a day from women. Once I have seduced them online, they are dying to meet me and usually sleep with me on the first date. Then I find the simplest flaw and use that against them to break it off....
When Mr. Right is a "Mama's Boy" →
A man’s relationship with his mother, says researcher Sarah R. Roberts, “is his first introduction to femininity, and where he gets many of his ideals.”
12 Things to Make Peace With
Things to move past to become happier 1. Her sexual past. As long as she didn’t pick up anything communicable, think of it this way: You’re the beneficiary of years of practice. 2. Your parents’ fallibility. Your therapist is tired of hearing about the forced French horn lessons. Get over it, will ya? 3. Your own fallibility. Sometimes sucking at something but doing it anyway...
Is Your Workout Wasting Your Time? →
Wired's 10 Favorite Photos From 2007 →
“About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”
– Herbert Hoover
Dear Aries, your light-hearted attitude toward life has given you a reputation as an eternal teenager. But levity is also a sign of a very wise person, a person who knows how to laugh at their wisdom. Whether you realize it or not, you CAN get involved in a serious relationship without losing your light-heartedness. If you have already committed to a relationship, you know just how true this is.
Back after almost 2 hours! Applied Windows Vista Service Pack 1 Release Candidate.
It's Alive!
Darkerme.com is live now, pointing to tumblr!
Zivity Founder Bares All To Promote Her Startup →
Bannister says that a few years ago she would not have even considered taking her clothes off for a camera. But she isn’t new to getting attention for her looks. In 2000, when she was just 22, she won the “Sexiest Geek Alive” award. When starting Zivity, though, she knew she had to, as she puts it, “eat her own dog food.” For most founders that just means actually using their own product. But for...
Marilyn Manson Officially Divorced →
“She said she had tolerated the lifestyle because she hoped I would change and threatened to leave if I didn’t,” he said.
“I remember one night I was walking past Mom and Dad’s room when I heard...”
– Jack Handey
Did Google Here!
You may have noticed I’ve added Google site search (to make up for lack of search here) and adsense (to make me few bucks) here.
Threesomes: A Navigational Guide →
Blackberry Tips
When inside an email, click the N button to go to the “next” message. This is much faster than exiting the email and then scrolling down to open the next one (by the way, this works when looking at photos, too). If you want to read a previous email, simply click the P button when inside of a message and you’ll immediately see the “previous” one. If you’ve...
bPhone for BlackBerry →
Inspired by the iPhone, bPhone for BlackBerry features icons straight from the iPhone in addition to custom-made icons that fit into the iPhone theme.
The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks →
Misinterpreting bad punctuation since 2005.
PostSecret →
(PostSecret is an ongoing community art project where people mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard.)
passiveaggressivenotes.com →
passive-aggressive (and just plain aggressive) notes from roommates.
She: hi sidd! sorry i didn't get to see you before i left for MN.
She: quick question-can we dial internationally on our black berry's?
Me: yeah you've been a bad girl!
Me: in theory you should be able to
Me: give it a try
Me: if it fails
Me: I'll do my thing with the thing
She: hahah
She: ok I'll try it in a bit
Me: okidoki
She: so just 11+44+number?
She: no 2 or zeros'
Me: I have no idea, you have to talk to ***** or ******
She: or no probably 011+44+number
She: ok thanks
Me: I rarely call outside USA
Me: or outside manhattan
She: haha snob
Me: I have enuff trouble dealing with people inside manhattan
Me: I just don't want to deal
Me: I've been forced to deal all my life
Me: still dealing
Me: with things and people
Me: I don't want to deal
Me: doing that all my life
Me: have made me who I am today
Me: one bitter old man
She: i know...geesh
She: new years resolution
She: be more positive
She: haha
Me: I don't do that stuff, this is who I am
Me: happy pill ain't helping
Me: I must accept myself as who I am
She: a pill won't help
She: you have to make the change
Me: not what people think I should be
She: what if everyone accepted who they are
She: ***** would stay fat
She: ***** wouldn't ever get nicer
She: i would continue to judge the crap out of mean people
She: people have to commit t changing and bettering themsellves!
Me: I'm special
Me: I'm above average
Me: I'm superhuman
She: not to impress others, but to enhance themseleves as people and their own quality of life
Me: I have to do nothing
She: hahah
Me: everything sucks
Me: will continue to suck
Me: there is a need for me to suffer
Me: that's what make me a hero
She: ok i'm not talking to you anymore today if this is how it will be
She: i'm happy here
She: so NO MORE negativity
She: it's draining
Me: happiness is a myth
She: heros are POSITIVE not suffering negatives
She: you are full of babble
She: just junk
She: go volunteer or help someone who's really suffering sid! put it into perspective
Me: oh, you have no idea! we are born out of tragedies, tortured souls.
Me: I do enuff good already
Me: we'll talk next year
She: you live in the greatest city in the worl with nice people, you drink yohoo all day and are wamr, safe, roof over your head
Me: I'm bad influence
Me: existenial vacuum
She: you are NOT sufering--chilredn are starving, being raped, watching their parents suffer die, be abused
She: you're FINNNNNNEEEEEEE
Me: that's what you think, I'll tell you and Zoe my stories someday
Me: maybe next year
Me: if I'm still working here
Grade this semester
The City College of New York City University of New York **** e-GRADE System **** Student: Me! Semester: Fall 2007 Session Date: 2007-12-29 00:42:00.0 Your grade for the course PSY 26604 has been submitted by your instructor. The grade is C- This is the original grade that was submitted by your instructor after the final exams. If the grade has been changed since then, this e-mail...
“Michael C. Hall believes Dexter’s greatest strength is “his...”
– When the Bad Thing Ends, Dexter Season Three Is a Go!
Blogfuse →
The Blogfuse App Creator For Bloggers is a revolution in blog content distribution and sharing. In less than 10-minutes, you can have your blog appear on your Facebook page. Let the viral-content games begin!
“PHILOSOPHY: Basically, this involves sitting in a room and deciding there is no...”
– haha, this is from a great .txt called ‘choosing a major’ written by dave barry.
Trust Your Gut? Or Use Your Head? →
Know when to trust your intuition and when to doubt it.
Are You Ready to Make a Move? →
Is it the right time to wed, go out on your own for a business or cheat death?
Bust Out of Your Romance Rut →
Jumpstart your sex life by breaking these six relationship routines.
A Man's Guide to What If...? →
Every father should take these five steps to protect his family.
Top 10 Celebrity Sex Moments Of 2007 Famous People... →
AOL Pulls Plug on Netscape Web Browser →
Netscape Navigator, the world’s first commercial Web browser and the launch pad of the Internet boom, will be pulled off life support Feb. 1 after a 13-year run.
RIM seeks patent for angled Blackberry keyboard →
Just when you’ve gotten to the point where you can type on your BlackBerry upside down in the dark, they’re thinking about changing the keyboard.
Fountain of Youth? Go Wash Your Face →
Eight resolutions your skin will appreciate in the New Year.